Well, another Big Brother is upon us!
So I've decided that for the time being, until I'm bored of this programme, I will post all the things and my thoughts on Big Brother.
As they've only just gone in, I thought I'd start with my thoughts on each of them!!
We'll do it in order they went in. I don't have time to add pics of them so I'll do that later!
Freddie -
This guy seriously winds me up! He looks stupid and for some reason completely beyond me, thinks that he is cool. He is as cool as the devil in hell! Prick.
Lisa -
I can't say a positive word about this woman, sorry I mean THING!!! What the fuck does she look like! That mohican??? That went out, well, with the mohicans! Her attitude is typical of a lesbian, her look is that typical of a lesbian and I fucking hate the typical lesbian. Does she not give a shit about giving the nice lesbians (I know only 1) a bad name. Poor other lesbian! Suppose it's their own fault for drinking pints and wearing dungarees!
Sophie -
Fucking bimbo! "I'm smart" she says. You have as much intelligence as I have attractiveness to women!
Kris -
Seems like some sort of dyslexic tramp. C H R I S is how you spell it! I've never charmed a woman, you know why he's never charmed a woman because the blind, deaf, dumb & retarded women all come onto him. What a knob! He's not even remotely good looking!
Noirin -
Religion this, religion that! What the fuck ever! I forgot to out my knickers on, guess that explains the smell that people thought were coming from the crates!
Cairon -
Seems like some sort of gangsta wannabe. Although I am quite sure that this is the albino from the other Big Brother covered in boot polish! Out of the housemates so far, he seems like the most normal!
Angel -
LMFAOWPM!! What the fuck is this thing? I used to be a popstar and won a talent show. Obviusly her singing skills are way up there along wuth Tatu! I'd love for someone to hit that thing! Wonder who's looking after her manatee!
Karly -
This guy was so fantastic I can't even remember what the fuck she looks like! I think that this one was the scottish bint who looked like she still had the black mans cock still shooved up her ass.
Marcus (AKA Wolverine) -
Again another LOL person. Seems to me that he likes inflicting pain on himself. You can that just from looking at his face, what an ugly wanker. I don't think that's even a face that a mother can love! I don't do anything to my arse or my feet! Lol!! I bet his arse is as ugly as his face. I'd bet my non-wanking arm that he's a virgin.
Beinazir -
At this point I quite liked her for the things she thought and said. But as she carried on she just became annoying. I didn't much like her.
Sophia -
Wel she's a strange one! Squealed like a bloody pig getting kicked in the balls. Squealed ALL the way from getting out of the car to the door of the house. Seemed very bubbly though and seems like she'd be fun.
Rodrigo -
My second favourite looking out of all of these people gone in. Seems really nice, is really cute and I bet that he has a lovely ass. Fingers crossed we'll find out. Has also expressed an interest in guys, so yay for that!
Charlie -
At fucking last! A hot guy! At fucking last! A gay! At fucking last! A gay hot guy! In his audition tape showed the camera his underwear and like to advise us of how he was boning his boy-friend the previous night. Fingers crossed we'll get to see this peice of hot stuff in the nude. And in my dreams he's getting it on with Rodrigo!
Saffia -
What a bint! She doesn't like anybody and won't ever see the niceness in people. She'll make frineds real well.....not. Hopefully the slack whore will get booted out.
Sree -
Weirdo! Goes into the house wearing a Union Jack shirt waving a Pakistani or Indian flag! If he isn't a virgin then I will personally help him out and I'm never going anywhere near him!!!
Saivash -
Could they find anymore freaks, the last guy is our answer. His biggest regret is not having a bigger penis. Well maybe he should have actually queued in the bigger penis line, or didn't he realise that The Sun newspaper offer vouchers every summer for it.
Overall, the people gone in our a bunch of bloody freaks with one or two normal people. Some of them will easily fade away, like cool dude Freddie. Others are likely to stay longer, and other (Rodrigo) are like to turn out to be backstabbing bitches!
I guess we will see!
