Well, another Big Brother is upon us!
So I've decided that for the time being, until I'm bored of this programme, I will post all the things and my thoughts on Big Brother.
As they've only just gone in, I thought I'd start with my thoughts on each of them!!
We'll do it in order they went in. I don't have time to add pics of them so I'll do that later!
Freddie -
This guy seriously winds me up! He looks stupid and for some reason completely beyond me, thinks that he is cool. He is as cool as the devil in hell! Prick.
Lisa -
I can't say a positive word about this woman, sorry I mean THING!!! What the fuck does she look like! That mohican??? That went out, well, with the mohicans! Her attitude is typical of a lesbian, her look is that typical of a lesbian and I fucking hate the typical lesbian. Does she not give a shit about giving the nice lesbians (I know only 1) a bad name. Poor other lesbian! Suppose it's their own fault for drinking pints and wearing dungarees!
Sophie -
Fucking bimbo! "I'm smart" she says. You have as much intelligence as I have attractiveness to women!
Kris -
Seems like some sort of dyslexic tramp. C H R I S is how you spell it! I've never charmed a woman, you know why he's never charmed a woman because the blind, deaf, dumb & retarded women all come onto him. What a knob! He's not even remotely good looking!
Noirin -
Religion this, religion that! What the fuck ever! I forgot to out my knickers on, guess that explains the smell that people thought were coming from the crates!
Cairon -
Seems like some sort of gangsta wannabe. Although I am quite sure that this is the albino from the other Big Brother covered in boot polish! Out of the housemates so far, he seems like the most normal!
Angel -
LMFAOWPM!! What the fuck is this thing? I used to be a popstar and won a talent show. Obviusly her singing skills are way up there along wuth Tatu! I'd love for someone to hit that thing! Wonder who's looking after her manatee!
Karly -
This guy was so fantastic I can't even remember what the fuck she looks like! I think that this one was the scottish bint who looked like she still had the black mans cock still shooved up her ass.
Marcus (AKA Wolverine) -
Again another LOL person. Seems to me that he likes inflicting pain on himself. You can that just from looking at his face, what an ugly wanker. I don't think that's even a face that a mother can love! I don't do anything to my arse or my feet! Lol!! I bet his arse is as ugly as his face. I'd bet my non-wanking arm that he's a virgin.
Beinazir -
At this point I quite liked her for the things she thought and said. But as she carried on she just became annoying. I didn't much like her.
Sophia -
Wel she's a strange one! Squealed like a bloody pig getting kicked in the balls. Squealed ALL the way from getting out of the car to the door of the house. Seemed very bubbly though and seems like she'd be fun.
Rodrigo -
My second favourite looking out of all of these people gone in. Seems really nice, is really cute and I bet that he has a lovely ass. Fingers crossed we'll find out. Has also expressed an interest in guys, so yay for that!
Charlie -
At fucking last! A hot guy! At fucking last! A gay! At fucking last! A gay hot guy! In his audition tape showed the camera his underwear and like to advise us of how he was boning his boy-friend the previous night. Fingers crossed we'll get to see this peice of hot stuff in the nude. And in my dreams he's getting it on with Rodrigo!
Saffia -
What a bint! She doesn't like anybody and won't ever see the niceness in people. She'll make frineds real well.....not. Hopefully the slack whore will get booted out.
Sree -
Weirdo! Goes into the house wearing a Union Jack shirt waving a Pakistani or Indian flag! If he isn't a virgin then I will personally help him out and I'm never going anywhere near him!!!
Saivash -
Could they find anymore freaks, the last guy is our answer. His biggest regret is not having a bigger penis. Well maybe he should have actually queued in the bigger penis line, or didn't he realise that The Sun newspaper offer vouchers every summer for it.
Overall, the people gone in our a bunch of bloody freaks with one or two normal people. Some of them will easily fade away, like cool dude Freddie. Others are likely to stay longer, and other (Rodrigo) are like to turn out to be backstabbing bitches!
I guess we will see!
Friday, 5 June 2009
Saturday, 23 May 2009
LOST....
Is anyone else getting a little pissed off with this programme.
I have now watched all 4 seasons pretty much religiously and am getting tired of the endless cliff hangers and questions.
I've seen online that season 5 will be the last season, and if so, why are they creating even more complicated questions???
Who exactly is Jacob and why are we getting incite into him now?
What has happened with Locke?
What is the black smoke thing? Why is it worshipped (I think it's worshipped)?
I just wish that they would start answering some of the questions.
As for a season finale, I enjoyed it!
I have now watched all 4 seasons pretty much religiously and am getting tired of the endless cliff hangers and questions.
I've seen online that season 5 will be the last season, and if so, why are they creating even more complicated questions???
Who exactly is Jacob and why are we getting incite into him now?
What has happened with Locke?
What is the black smoke thing? Why is it worshipped (I think it's worshipped)?
I just wish that they would start answering some of the questions.
As for a season finale, I enjoyed it!
Monday, 18 May 2009
WORK...FRIENDS...LIFE...
I was thinking recently that is life worth all this shit.
I mean there is still no meaning to life, and if the meaning of life is to make little children and keep the human race going.....then why?
Isn't it a bit cruel to have life and no real purpose to it.
Now I don't believe that gays were put here as some sort of accident that happened when life was created, but it's how people are. But then if the humans were put here to continue life, then where do gays come into this. Are we some sort of natural population control?
Work - what's the point?
We work is get by. Pay bills, buy food etc etc. But in the end, where does this get us all? Again, it's all about living. Yeh, money also buys us pleasure and things to indulge ourselves in, but this isn't the point of working. The point of working is to live. Buy food and to continue living, this leads back to why are we alive? I don't enjoy my job and I seriously envy people that do enjoy it.
Friends - this is one of the things worth living for, but is it the meaning?
I have some of the nicest friends I could have ever asked for. But are they the meaning because when we die, we don't die with them or for them. I think your friends are people that help this meaningless existence more bearable as without them we would all certainly be fucked. My friends give me a bit of meaning. To be the most I can be for them, to look out for them when they aren't looking out for themselves, to be there etc etc.
I have no idea where I'm going with this post, but I'm hoping that I can get some of the shit that's on my chest off!
I mean there is still no meaning to life, and if the meaning of life is to make little children and keep the human race going.....then why?
Isn't it a bit cruel to have life and no real purpose to it.
Now I don't believe that gays were put here as some sort of accident that happened when life was created, but it's how people are. But then if the humans were put here to continue life, then where do gays come into this. Are we some sort of natural population control?
Work - what's the point?
We work is get by. Pay bills, buy food etc etc. But in the end, where does this get us all? Again, it's all about living. Yeh, money also buys us pleasure and things to indulge ourselves in, but this isn't the point of working. The point of working is to live. Buy food and to continue living, this leads back to why are we alive? I don't enjoy my job and I seriously envy people that do enjoy it.
Friends - this is one of the things worth living for, but is it the meaning?
I have some of the nicest friends I could have ever asked for. But are they the meaning because when we die, we don't die with them or for them. I think your friends are people that help this meaningless existence more bearable as without them we would all certainly be fucked. My friends give me a bit of meaning. To be the most I can be for them, to look out for them when they aren't looking out for themselves, to be there etc etc.
I have no idea where I'm going with this post, but I'm hoping that I can get some of the shit that's on my chest off!
Wednesday, 13 May 2009
SOME RANDOMS...
Apparently, the HIV virus is fragile outside the body, and can be killed by household detergents such as Fairy Liquid.
Ironic really, as it was 'fairy liquid' that caused the epidemic in the first place.
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Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence, but....
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia.
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian horse racing.
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of people around the globe.
Has any one else noticed this? ...
It gets worse next year... 2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
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I saw this headline on Yahoo: "Sri Lanka war zone hospital hit by shell'
It made me stop and think............................................
I wonder if it was the one I skimmed from Brighton sea front last week - it went fucking miles!!
Ironic really, as it was 'fairy liquid' that caused the epidemic in the first place.
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Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence, but....
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia.
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian horse racing.
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of people around the globe.
Has any one else noticed this? ...
It gets worse next year... 2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
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I saw this headline on Yahoo: "Sri Lanka war zone hospital hit by shell'
It made me stop and think............................................
I wonder if it was the one I skimmed from Brighton sea front last week - it went fucking miles!!
Wednesday, 6 May 2009
LITTLE PIGGY....
Lorraine Kelly's column in the Sun reasuringly states that coconuts falling from trees have killed more people than swine flu.
Well, swine flu has been around for a week.
Using her logic, Peter Sutcliffe is less dangerous than a coconut.
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If you want a clear train carriage on the way into work this week, just start coughing loudly and exclaiming “Iválgame dios!” in a Mexican accent.
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This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.
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Apparently the NHS is on high alert, has anti-viral drugs in place and will be using all its resources and expertise to keep the swine-flu virus from spreading in the UK.
Or in other words, we're fucked.
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With swine flu spreading fast, Kermit the Frog wishes he'd used precautions before shagging Miss Piggy!
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Once upon a time, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a friend like Pooh.
Pooh though to himself: "If the pig sneezes, he's fucking dead."
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They say Swine Flu is on the decline
Bollocks
I was hoping they'd at least slaughter that annoying, fucking MoonPig from the adverts first.
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Reported Human deaths: over 450
Reported pig deaths: 0
Do any pigs actually have this fucking disease?
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We've had virus's from Japan, China, eastern europe... this is just a Mexican wave...
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Swine flu? What's the fuss?
S'nowt.
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Sooo....
I hear Kermit's dead.
Wonder whose fault THAT was?
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Is this the Chinese year of the Pig?
Well, swine flu has been around for a week.
Using her logic, Peter Sutcliffe is less dangerous than a coconut.
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If you want a clear train carriage on the way into work this week, just start coughing loudly and exclaiming “Iválgame dios!” in a Mexican accent.
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This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.
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Apparently the NHS is on high alert, has anti-viral drugs in place and will be using all its resources and expertise to keep the swine-flu virus from spreading in the UK.
Or in other words, we're fucked.
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With swine flu spreading fast, Kermit the Frog wishes he'd used precautions before shagging Miss Piggy!
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Once upon a time, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a friend like Pooh.
Pooh though to himself: "If the pig sneezes, he's fucking dead."
---
They say Swine Flu is on the decline
Bollocks
I was hoping they'd at least slaughter that annoying, fucking MoonPig from the adverts first.
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Reported Human deaths: over 450
Reported pig deaths: 0
Do any pigs actually have this fucking disease?
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We've had virus's from Japan, China, eastern europe... this is just a Mexican wave...
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Swine flu? What's the fuss?
S'nowt.
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Sooo....
I hear Kermit's dead.
Wonder whose fault THAT was?
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Is this the Chinese year of the Pig?
PROBLEM AFTER PROBLEM...
Howdy!
Well hasn't it been a while since any sort of update. At least this time it'll be an update that has some words and not just eye candy!
Will also include some jokes as I have been lacking in that specific department of late.
Had a really awful April, was seriously shit and added another £800 of debt onto our ever growing list.
Turns out that we hadn't realised that the car needed an MOT. So it was booked in and turns out it was going to cost a grand to get back onto the road. Great! So, after taking into consideration that the costs AND the cautionary items on the MOT, we decided that a better choice would be to borrow some money and get a new car.
Therefore, a little Peugeot 306 became available for £800 and Andrew's grandparents (god bless them) lent us the money for it.
It's a diesel so it's got a great fuel consumption thing but isn't very fast and doesn't even have electric windows. But alas, we can't be picky as we was in quite the pickle.
Work isn't going too great, for me anyway. We have recently combined the department I'm in with a different department and I know need to do my own job and a completely different type of job that I really don't enjoy and I certainly didn't sign up for. Am finding myself thinking about things that I really hadn't hoped I'd thinking about this soon into a job. But I guess things will pan out as they will.
Is our 6 year anniversary this month. It's a Friday so it's already decided what we're doing. God forbid we don't go round Andrew's parents. I do like going round there, but Andrew has started to become funny if we don't go. Has caused a few arguments I can tell you!
Anyway, I'm gonna close now for a bit. Will try and update sooner than this next time and will leave you with some inappropriate jokes!
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The big bad wolf said "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down". The little pig said "fuck off or I'll sneeze on you"
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Would it not be ironic if someone was murdered through asphyxiation using a bag for life?
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FOR SALE:
38,000 Red and white flags, nearly new, only been waved for eight minutes.
Contact: Mr. A. Wenger, Emirates Stadium, London, N5
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I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly".
That way everyone in the country can get shit faced drinking responsibly.
And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink responsibly".
Probably will piss off the government as well.
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Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield.
3.14159265 dead.
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Well hasn't it been a while since any sort of update. At least this time it'll be an update that has some words and not just eye candy!
Will also include some jokes as I have been lacking in that specific department of late.
Had a really awful April, was seriously shit and added another £800 of debt onto our ever growing list.
Turns out that we hadn't realised that the car needed an MOT. So it was booked in and turns out it was going to cost a grand to get back onto the road. Great! So, after taking into consideration that the costs AND the cautionary items on the MOT, we decided that a better choice would be to borrow some money and get a new car.
Therefore, a little Peugeot 306 became available for £800 and Andrew's grandparents (god bless them) lent us the money for it.
It's a diesel so it's got a great fuel consumption thing but isn't very fast and doesn't even have electric windows. But alas, we can't be picky as we was in quite the pickle.
Work isn't going too great, for me anyway. We have recently combined the department I'm in with a different department and I know need to do my own job and a completely different type of job that I really don't enjoy and I certainly didn't sign up for. Am finding myself thinking about things that I really hadn't hoped I'd thinking about this soon into a job. But I guess things will pan out as they will.
Is our 6 year anniversary this month. It's a Friday so it's already decided what we're doing. God forbid we don't go round Andrew's parents. I do like going round there, but Andrew has started to become funny if we don't go. Has caused a few arguments I can tell you!
Anyway, I'm gonna close now for a bit. Will try and update sooner than this next time and will leave you with some inappropriate jokes!
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The big bad wolf said "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down". The little pig said "fuck off or I'll sneeze on you"
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Would it not be ironic if someone was murdered through asphyxiation using a bag for life?
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FOR SALE:
38,000 Red and white flags, nearly new, only been waved for eight minutes.
Contact: Mr. A. Wenger, Emirates Stadium, London, N5
------
I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly".
That way everyone in the country can get shit faced drinking responsibly.
And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink responsibly".
Probably will piss off the government as well.
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Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield.
3.14159265 dead.
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Wednesday, 15 April 2009
Friday, 27 March 2009
20 QUESTIONS...
1. When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
When I was a child I really wanted to be a train driver! I remember having a book about a train driver and I read it almost every week and dreamed of driving high speed trains. The dream kind of died when most trains were poo and slow!
2. What have you done in the past week to help someone else?
I went and got Andrew some chocolate cake today. I am always helping Andrew around in the house and my job is to help people!
3. Who is the best-dressed person you know?
I know a couple of people that I consider to be well dressed, maybe Holly.
4. What is on your nightstand?
Well I don't really have a night stand as such, but I have a shelf that has a light on it. I use it for my phone at night time and that's about it really.
5. If you were a cat, what kind of a cat would you be?
I'd be a domesticated cat without a shadow of doubt. The idea of just relaxing all day sounds very appealing.
6. If you lived in a house surrounded by acres of trees, what particular type of tree would you want flourishing on your land?
I love Weeping Willows but too many of them might look a little wrong. Would like tall trees with thick trunks.
7. What do you find to be very overrated?
Relationships and sex.
8. How many email addresses do you have?
I have my normal one for friends, a more professional sounding one for things that might need me to sound more professional and a spam one. So 3.
9. Have you ever felt replaced?
Yes - currently at this moment in time.
10. Would you rather watch football or baseball?
Am guessing you don't mean soccer, so american football still!
11. What is the wallpaper on your phone?
David Beckham!
12. Name a lyric from the song you're listening to.
I'm in the office. :-(
13. Do you use a feed reader?
No.
14. What chocolate do you always leave in the box?
I don't really like the strawberry ones.
15. What would you do if you found out your ex is engaged?
Feel sorry for the guy. My ex was a slut.
16. Do words hurt you?
Not really.
17. Are you a talker or a listener? Is it ever possible to really be both?
I am more a listener I think and then a talker to give my opinion. I believe it is possible to be both.
18. Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
Yep. France and Dawlish Warren.
19. Who is your favorite professional athlete?
In a completely selfish manner without reference to their sporting abilities - David Beckham, Cristiano Ronaldo and Alan Shearer.
20. Which TV show have you seen pretty much every episode of?
Bones, Heroes, Lost, Knight Rider (new one), Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Fringe
When I was a child I really wanted to be a train driver! I remember having a book about a train driver and I read it almost every week and dreamed of driving high speed trains. The dream kind of died when most trains were poo and slow!
2. What have you done in the past week to help someone else?
I went and got Andrew some chocolate cake today. I am always helping Andrew around in the house and my job is to help people!
3. Who is the best-dressed person you know?
I know a couple of people that I consider to be well dressed, maybe Holly.
4. What is on your nightstand?
Well I don't really have a night stand as such, but I have a shelf that has a light on it. I use it for my phone at night time and that's about it really.
5. If you were a cat, what kind of a cat would you be?
I'd be a domesticated cat without a shadow of doubt. The idea of just relaxing all day sounds very appealing.
6. If you lived in a house surrounded by acres of trees, what particular type of tree would you want flourishing on your land?
I love Weeping Willows but too many of them might look a little wrong. Would like tall trees with thick trunks.
7. What do you find to be very overrated?
Relationships and sex.
8. How many email addresses do you have?
I have my normal one for friends, a more professional sounding one for things that might need me to sound more professional and a spam one. So 3.
9. Have you ever felt replaced?
Yes - currently at this moment in time.
10. Would you rather watch football or baseball?
Am guessing you don't mean soccer, so american football still!
11. What is the wallpaper on your phone?
David Beckham!
12. Name a lyric from the song you're listening to.
I'm in the office. :-(
13. Do you use a feed reader?
No.
14. What chocolate do you always leave in the box?
I don't really like the strawberry ones.
15. What would you do if you found out your ex is engaged?
Feel sorry for the guy. My ex was a slut.
16. Do words hurt you?
Not really.
17. Are you a talker or a listener? Is it ever possible to really be both?
I am more a listener I think and then a talker to give my opinion. I believe it is possible to be both.
18. Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
Yep. France and Dawlish Warren.
19. Who is your favorite professional athlete?
In a completely selfish manner without reference to their sporting abilities - David Beckham, Cristiano Ronaldo and Alan Shearer.
20. Which TV show have you seen pretty much every episode of?
Bones, Heroes, Lost, Knight Rider (new one), Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Fringe
JOKE...
A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a God Fairy who grants him 3 wishes.
"I'm hungry" he says. POW! A banquet table appears.
"I want a nice house" he says. POW! A mansion with a swimming pool appears.
"I want to be a real Englishman" POW! Everything vanishes!
Asylum seekers asks "Where's everything gone?"
Fairy says "You're an Englishman now, and entitled to FUCK ALL!"
"I'm hungry" he says. POW! A banquet table appears.
"I want a nice house" he says. POW! A mansion with a swimming pool appears.
"I want to be a real Englishman" POW! Everything vanishes!
Asylum seekers asks "Where's everything gone?"
Fairy says "You're an Englishman now, and entitled to FUCK ALL!"
Friday, 20 March 2009
THE PUBLIC ARE STUPID...
I have always said that the general public are stupid.
I was emailed the other day a link leading to this article in a British newspaper:
Concerns about the sand being too white, anger at too many fish being in the sea and feelings of inadequacy after seeing an aroused elephant were among the most bizarre complaints made by British holidaymakers.
Using research by The Association for British Travel Agents (ABTA) and Thomas Cook, Telegraph Travel has today compiled a list of the 20 most ridiculous complaints received by tour operators in recent years.
One envious holidaymaker complained that his friend’s three-bedroom apartment was “clearly bigger” than his one-bedroom place, while others could not hide their frustration that it took them nine hours to fly back to England from Jamaica when it only took the American travellers a mere three hours to get home.
One Briton complained that the £3.50 pair of Ray Ban sunglasses bought from a street vendor, proved to be fake, another that his travel agent had failed to tell him to wear swimming trunks for his trip to a water park, while another tour operator was criticised for not telling a traveller that mosquitos could, in fact, bite.
Among the more jingoistic grievances were that there were too many Spanish people being in Spain and too much curry served in restaurants in India.
A spokeswoman for ABTA said that it had witnessed a rise in complaints in recent years – in 2008 more than 22,000 people made complaints to ABTA-recognised operators, up from 19,552 complaints in 2007.
A spokesman for the Air Transport Users Council, the air passenger watchdog, said that the number of complaints it has received in the first three months of 2009 were up by more than ten per cent on the same period last year.
And to then hear stories of companies having to put stupid warnings on their products. The Superman costume warning child, well more the parents, that the costume will not make them fly. I can't believe how stupid the public have got.
I know it's a lot to do with money grabbing and the trend of suing for any reason. But still, the public are fucking stupid!
I was emailed the other day a link leading to this article in a British newspaper:
Concerns about the sand being too white, anger at too many fish being in the sea and feelings of inadequacy after seeing an aroused elephant were among the most bizarre complaints made by British holidaymakers.
Using research by The Association for British Travel Agents (ABTA) and Thomas Cook, Telegraph Travel has today compiled a list of the 20 most ridiculous complaints received by tour operators in recent years.
One envious holidaymaker complained that his friend’s three-bedroom apartment was “clearly bigger” than his one-bedroom place, while others could not hide their frustration that it took them nine hours to fly back to England from Jamaica when it only took the American travellers a mere three hours to get home.
One Briton complained that the £3.50 pair of Ray Ban sunglasses bought from a street vendor, proved to be fake, another that his travel agent had failed to tell him to wear swimming trunks for his trip to a water park, while another tour operator was criticised for not telling a traveller that mosquitos could, in fact, bite.
Among the more jingoistic grievances were that there were too many Spanish people being in Spain and too much curry served in restaurants in India.
A spokeswoman for ABTA said that it had witnessed a rise in complaints in recent years – in 2008 more than 22,000 people made complaints to ABTA-recognised operators, up from 19,552 complaints in 2007.
A spokesman for the Air Transport Users Council, the air passenger watchdog, said that the number of complaints it has received in the first three months of 2009 were up by more than ten per cent on the same period last year.
And to then hear stories of companies having to put stupid warnings on their products. The Superman costume warning child, well more the parents, that the costume will not make them fly. I can't believe how stupid the public have got.
I know it's a lot to do with money grabbing and the trend of suing for any reason. But still, the public are fucking stupid!
Thursday, 19 March 2009
A COUPLE OF NICE PICS....
Thought I'd upload a couple of pictures for you all to look at, male and female.
THE POPE...
A woman was at her hair dresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?'
'We're taking Continental,' was the reply. 'We got a great rate!'
'Continental?' exclaimed the hairdresser. 'That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly , and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?'
'We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste.'
'Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced.
So, whatcha' doing when you get there?'
'We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.'
'That's rich ,' laughed the hairdresser. 'You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.
Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.'
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .
'It was wonderful,' explained the woman, 'not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a £5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!'
'Well,' muttered the hairdresser, 'that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope.'
'Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.'
'Oh, really! What 'd he say ?'
He said: 'Where the fuck did you get the shit hairdo done? '
Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?'
'We're taking Continental,' was the reply. 'We got a great rate!'
'Continental?' exclaimed the hairdresser. 'That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly , and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?'
'We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste.'
'Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced.
So, whatcha' doing when you get there?'
'We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.'
'That's rich ,' laughed the hairdresser. 'You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.
Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.'
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .
'It was wonderful,' explained the woman, 'not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a £5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!'
'Well,' muttered the hairdresser, 'that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope.'
'Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.'
'Oh, really! What 'd he say ?'
He said: 'Where the fuck did you get the shit hairdo done? '
Wednesday, 18 March 2009
BITCHFEST...TICKETMASTER...
Well as per my previous blog today, it looks like it's the turn of Ticketmaster in a new BITCHFEST!!!
I recently attempted to get Michael Jackson tickets because of their fucking shit website, I could only get hold of 2.
Ticketmaster.............you're shit!
This is apparently the headoffice of this cowboy company. After seeing this picture I am really not shocked how shit they are. I mean, come on, it looks like a fucking McDonalds!!! Would you like fries with your 45 minute wait??
I can't actually comment on this one except to say W T F!!
Have needed to save the best until last...The Ladies of Ticketmaster! These fucking whores look like the retards who designed the website! The V sign made by the thing with the really bad fringe is actually their preferred waiting time in hours. Get a life whore!
I recently attempted to get Michael Jackson tickets because of their fucking shit website, I could only get hold of 2.
Ticketmaster.............you're shit!
I managed to find out from one of my retarded friends that works at Ticketmaster that this logo cost $500'000 to design, to think that's $450'000 more than their peice of shit website.
Ticketmaster obviously pulling out ALL the stops! This poor fucker has tickets for Roger Waters! Who the fuck is Roger Waters?? He obviously needed to wait 45 minutes to get these exclusive tickets!
This is apparently the headoffice of this cowboy company. After seeing this picture I am really not shocked how shit they are. I mean, come on, it looks like a fucking McDonalds!!! Would you like fries with your 45 minute wait??
I can't actually comment on this one except to say W T F!! Have needed to save the best until last...The Ladies of Ticketmaster! These fucking whores look like the retards who designed the website! The V sign made by the thing with the really bad fringe is actually their preferred waiting time in hours. Get a life whore!SOME JOKES...
A man was in a car crash and was knocked out.
The paramedic brought him round.
"Where am I?" he muttered
"First things first. How many fingers am I holding up?"
"Eleven. And no need to tell me. I'm in Norfolk aren't I?"
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My wife sent me into to town to buy a baby monitor.
I've tried everywhere, but can't find one.
I've got her an iguana instead.
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Chasing the American Dream does not count as exercise.
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Michael Jackson has announced the support act for his London concerts: New Kids On My Cock
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Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.
The paramedic brought him round.
"Where am I?" he muttered
"First things first. How many fingers am I holding up?"
"Eleven. And no need to tell me. I'm in Norfolk aren't I?"
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My wife sent me into to town to buy a baby monitor.
I've tried everywhere, but can't find one.
I've got her an iguana instead.
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Chasing the American Dream does not count as exercise.
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Michael Jackson has announced the support act for his London concerts: New Kids On My Cock
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Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.
MICHAEL JACKSON AND TICKETMASTER...
I got tickets for Michael Jackson! YAY!!When Mel called me last week as excited as hell, I was well shocked when she told me that Michael Jackson was doing some concerts at the o2 Arena in July!
We immediately agreed we were going as it was something that we had been planning for years and both of us had hoped he would tour again.
I found out that we could get pre-sale tickets and straight away signed up on his website!
By some miracle I received a code saying that I could get tickets. Nicking Mel's credit card I started one of the most frustrating journeys possible......TICKETMASTER!
After figuring out their shitty fucking website, I finally managed to find where I needed to add my pre-sale code. I was then presented with a screen telling me it would take "15 minutes or more" to search for tickets.
I couldn't believe how shit this was! I thought that the whole idea of an online system was so that it would search for tickets straight away and hold those tickets for 2 minutes.
The 15 minutes became 14, 13, 14, 15, 13, 14, 15, 13, 12, 11, 10, 8, 6, 10 and then the thing crashed.
It took me 40 minutes of pissing around to get 2 tickets for the 1st September!!
This is ridiculous. What kind of online service takes this long???
Anyway, as we were only able to get 2 tickets, we decided that we'd try and get some more when they went on general release on Friday 13th March.
Again, for 2 hours I got the shit as mentioned above. And didn't end up getting any tickets because the only ones left were American Express priority tickets.
Whatever happened to normal people being able to get tickets.
You couldn't call them because the lines were all being used, and the network couldn't handle all the calls. The website was pure shit (I thought that an online service would know straight away what tickets would be available).
Well, I'm certainly going to make a complaint about their shitty website.
As for the concert, I can't wait! He says he is playing all the songs the fans want to hear. Here's my list of the ones I'd love to hear:
- The Way You Make Me Feel
- Leave Me Alone
- Smooth Criminal
- In The Closet
- Is It Scary
- Scream
- HIStory
- Speed Demon
- Dirty Diana
Anyway, I have 2 minutes left before I need to get back to work. Might do a Bitchfest later on Ticketmaster!
Thursday, 12 March 2009
I REALLY LIKED THIS ONE....
A first year primary school girl handed in her drawing below for a homework assignment
After it was marked and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip bar. I work at Homebase and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent cold weather. The picture is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington.
After it was marked and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:Dear Ms Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip bar. I work at Homebase and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent cold weather. The picture is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington.
SOME JOKES...
A mate of mine does photography, and he was hoping to take some nude pictures on the London subway system.
However, he got in trouble when he started taking pictures of naked ladies with pubic hair.
Turns out you are only allowed to shoot Brazilians on the Underground.
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Isn't it strange that your nose can run and your feet can smell?
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What's the definition of comic relief?
Clown havin a wank
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The following are all replies that British women have put on
Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Tyrone Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I
was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I
can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the
party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She
was conceived at a party at 36 Nottingham Avenue where I had unprotected
sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good
that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send
me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area, and
see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from
the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he
is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me
that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by
you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies
look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
8. Leroy Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
Euro Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the
evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to
the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby,
after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made
you fart.
However, he got in trouble when he started taking pictures of naked ladies with pubic hair.
Turns out you are only allowed to shoot Brazilians on the Underground.
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Isn't it strange that your nose can run and your feet can smell?
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What's the definition of comic relief?
Clown havin a wank
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The following are all replies that British women have put on
Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Tyrone Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I
was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I
can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the
party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She
was conceived at a party at 36 Nottingham Avenue where I had unprotected
sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good
that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send
me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area, and
see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from
the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he
is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me
that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by
you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies
look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
8. Leroy Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
Euro Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the
evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to
the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby,
after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made
you fart.
Wednesday, 11 March 2009
A NEW GUY OR 2...
Well it has been a while since I uploaded a pic of a hot guy, so thought I'd upload 2 or 3!!
As you can see one of them is serious Big Brother hot stuff, Dale!
Sunday, 8 March 2009
BITCHFEST.....HOLLY VALANCE
This Bitchfest is on my currect favourite to hate - Holly "The Dog" Valance.
The first thing I'm going to cover is how to say her surname. Some people say it VAAALANCE and others say VALENCE.
Personally, I think it's more like VALENCE. Like the bed sheet. I think this because she is whore that doesn't charge and she probably spends more time on bed sheets than anything else. Please don't get me wrong. I am sure she doesn't restrict herself to beds. She probably does tramps in public toilets as well, and old men in the back of their Ford Cortina!
Anyway, on to some pictures of this hound:
The only footprints I'd like to give this fucking slapper are the ones on her ugly fucking face!
Put it away you fucking hound!! You're turning all the straight men gay. Well only the goodlooking straight men, all the ugly ones know that they have a chance with you!
Some punters that the stupid slapper found in a gutter I'd imagine!
This is the funniest picture. "Why sacking manager paid off for Valance" - erm it didn't you stupid wench! Where did your career go. Oh yeh, down that same fucking gutter as the tramp you shagged last night!! Slapper!
The first thing I'm going to cover is how to say her surname. Some people say it VAAALANCE and others say VALENCE.
Personally, I think it's more like VALENCE. Like the bed sheet. I think this because she is whore that doesn't charge and she probably spends more time on bed sheets than anything else. Please don't get me wrong. I am sure she doesn't restrict herself to beds. She probably does tramps in public toilets as well, and old men in the back of their Ford Cortina!
Anyway, on to some pictures of this hound:
The only footprints I'd like to give this fucking slapper are the ones on her ugly fucking face!
Put it away you fucking hound!! You're turning all the straight men gay. Well only the goodlooking straight men, all the ugly ones know that they have a chance with you!
Some punters that the stupid slapper found in a gutter I'd imagine!
This is the funniest picture. "Why sacking manager paid off for Valance" - erm it didn't you stupid wench! Where did your career go. Oh yeh, down that same fucking gutter as the tramp you shagged last night!! Slapper!THE HAMSTERS....
Of no use whatsoever, but I thought I'd add a couple of pictures of our hamsters who are all now in hamster heaven.
Dick (left) & Ryan (right)
Jennifer
Dick (left) & Ryan (right)
Jennifer
Saturday, 7 March 2009
LONG TIME NO SEE
Well hello.
No one ever reads the thing so I'm not sure why I'm actually writing and keeping the remotely up-to-date!!
But anyway, not too much has happened in the world of Christopher Young.
We did have some bad news last week though. On the 4th March, we needed to have our last hamster, Ryan, put to sleep.
The vet thinks that he had had a stroke and because of that was in a lot of pain. I won't go into all the details of what was the matter, but it was more humane to have him put to rest than let him die naturally.
He was a lovely little hamster, and he'll be sorely missed. As are our other little hamsters, Dick and Jennifer.
You're probably thinking that it was only a hamster and why you getting all upset over it, but he was a cute little hamster that we loved spending time with!
We bought a frame today from BHS that has 3 spaces in. We're gonna put a picture of each of them in it and put it up in the living room.
Other than that, nothing much is going down. Now on week 8 of Weightwatchers and have so far managed to lose nearly 2 stone! So that's a good thing!
We're meeting Mel and Katie tonight to go for a drink, then get something to eat (Subway) and then see The Unborn. Am hoping it'll be good. Fingers crossed!!
Anyway, I should really make a move. Finish work shortly and wanna be getting out of here on time!!
No one ever reads the thing so I'm not sure why I'm actually writing and keeping the remotely up-to-date!!
But anyway, not too much has happened in the world of Christopher Young.
We did have some bad news last week though. On the 4th March, we needed to have our last hamster, Ryan, put to sleep.
The vet thinks that he had had a stroke and because of that was in a lot of pain. I won't go into all the details of what was the matter, but it was more humane to have him put to rest than let him die naturally.
He was a lovely little hamster, and he'll be sorely missed. As are our other little hamsters, Dick and Jennifer.
You're probably thinking that it was only a hamster and why you getting all upset over it, but he was a cute little hamster that we loved spending time with!
We bought a frame today from BHS that has 3 spaces in. We're gonna put a picture of each of them in it and put it up in the living room.
Other than that, nothing much is going down. Now on week 8 of Weightwatchers and have so far managed to lose nearly 2 stone! So that's a good thing!
We're meeting Mel and Katie tonight to go for a drink, then get something to eat (Subway) and then see The Unborn. Am hoping it'll be good. Fingers crossed!!
Anyway, I should really make a move. Finish work shortly and wanna be getting out of here on time!!
Monday, 26 January 2009
STARBUCKS AS A LIBRARY
I was so shocked when me, Mel and Andrew went into a Starbucks this weekend to find people sat upstairs bloody studying!!
I couldn't believe it.
What I found even more unbelievable was when they, 2 of them, started to give the screaming children the evils!!
Now I'm not one for screaming, infact I'd be one of the first to get the things banned, but it's a fucking coffee shop and NOT the British Bloody Library!!
I mean, look at them. Treating like some sort of library. I don't know how they do it in Japan or China, but this is the UK!!
I couldn't believe it.
What I found even more unbelievable was when they, 2 of them, started to give the screaming children the evils!!
Now I'm not one for screaming, infact I'd be one of the first to get the things banned, but it's a fucking coffee shop and NOT the British Bloody Library!!
I mean, look at them. Treating like some sort of library. I don't know how they do it in Japan or China, but this is the UK!!
SOME JOKES
Made a basic error last night:
In bed I touched the other half on the bum but just got the terse reply, "Don't touch what you can't afford."
So I said, "Why? Are you selling it by the kilo now?"
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Don't you think it slightly ironic that BT use British actors with nice clear English accents on their adverts?
The last time I phoned BT, I ended up ordering a chicken tikka masala!
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The current slump, with falling wages and job losses, is getting so bad in this country that I reckon in a couple of years time Indians will be complaining that whenever they phone their bank they are connected to a fucking Englishman.
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Be honest,
How many of you out there were only watching the inauguration to see if he got shot?
In bed I touched the other half on the bum but just got the terse reply, "Don't touch what you can't afford."
So I said, "Why? Are you selling it by the kilo now?"
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Don't you think it slightly ironic that BT use British actors with nice clear English accents on their adverts?
The last time I phoned BT, I ended up ordering a chicken tikka masala!
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The current slump, with falling wages and job losses, is getting so bad in this country that I reckon in a couple of years time Indians will be complaining that whenever they phone their bank they are connected to a fucking Englishman.
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Be honest,
How many of you out there were only watching the inauguration to see if he got shot?
Saturday, 17 January 2009
VIDEOS AND WEBSITES
Afternoon!
Well I'm hoping that this will be some peoples first visit to my little corner on the internet.
Since posting some videos on here I'm hoping that people will have a look around my website and find some of the stuff on here of interest!!
So, I found an old video that was taken when me and Louisa were in the states back in 1998! Managed to get it onto DVD - always good, and then managed to get them onto the computer. Took up a lot of bloody room, but they're on there!
And now they are on my website on a page I really need to edit properly! So, I'll try and get round to that tonight. Also need to upload some pics to my photos section.
May also do a little BitchFest tonight. That's always fun! :-)
Anyway, if this is your first visit to my website please feel free to leave a message in the guest book. :-)
Well I'm hoping that this will be some peoples first visit to my little corner on the internet.
Since posting some videos on here I'm hoping that people will have a look around my website and find some of the stuff on here of interest!!
So, I found an old video that was taken when me and Louisa were in the states back in 1998! Managed to get it onto DVD - always good, and then managed to get them onto the computer. Took up a lot of bloody room, but they're on there!
And now they are on my website on a page I really need to edit properly! So, I'll try and get round to that tonight. Also need to upload some pics to my photos section.
May also do a little BitchFest tonight. That's always fun! :-)
Anyway, if this is your first visit to my website please feel free to leave a message in the guest book. :-)
Saturday, 10 January 2009
SMOKERS, DOGS, BEDS & HOUSES
Morning!
I am writing my blog at the moment at this ungodly hour in a state of bodily distress! Lol.
Me, Andrew, Mel and Cassie have come to my mum's to look after little Patch and I'm actually regreting it at the moment.
Obviously the house has been empty for 2 weeks nearly and it was bloody cold, but it seems to be taking forever to heat up. The heating has been on constant and will remain on constant til we probably go home!
The smell of smoke now seems to be making my throat really dry and am reluctant to go downstairs on my own to get a drink, will explain why in a moment, and I don't wanna wake Andrew up.
I can only guess that a smoker's throat can always feel like mine is right at this moment. It's really dry, and I feel really agitated because I need a drink. I'm gonna have to wake Andrew up in a moment to come down with me.
The reason I want him to come down with me is because since Alan died in this house, the house I grew up in, I've felt uncomfortable being here. Specially in the hallway where he died. I hate feeling like this in the house I grew up in and can't wait for my mum to note out. It must be really horrible for her living here on her own.
I have found myself having all nice memories of my childhood in this house but then the reality of Alan dying here comes back and soon puts a stopper in them. It's horrible.
Anyway, I'm gonna get a drink.
I am writing my blog at the moment at this ungodly hour in a state of bodily distress! Lol.
Me, Andrew, Mel and Cassie have come to my mum's to look after little Patch and I'm actually regreting it at the moment.
Obviously the house has been empty for 2 weeks nearly and it was bloody cold, but it seems to be taking forever to heat up. The heating has been on constant and will remain on constant til we probably go home!
The smell of smoke now seems to be making my throat really dry and am reluctant to go downstairs on my own to get a drink, will explain why in a moment, and I don't wanna wake Andrew up.
I can only guess that a smoker's throat can always feel like mine is right at this moment. It's really dry, and I feel really agitated because I need a drink. I'm gonna have to wake Andrew up in a moment to come down with me.
The reason I want him to come down with me is because since Alan died in this house, the house I grew up in, I've felt uncomfortable being here. Specially in the hallway where he died. I hate feeling like this in the house I grew up in and can't wait for my mum to note out. It must be really horrible for her living here on her own.
I have found myself having all nice memories of my childhood in this house but then the reality of Alan dying here comes back and soon puts a stopper in them. It's horrible.
Anyway, I'm gonna get a drink.
Friday, 2 January 2009
2009
Well happy new year.
Didn't do much NYE. Went out for a meal with Andrew's family at Prezzo in Saffron Walden. Was a nice meal.
Gemma's boyfriend went as well. Turns out that he's actually a nice lad. Let's hope that this one lasts!
Can't say that the new year is going too great at the moment but I do have hopes and plans for it to change.
Work has been a right bastard, and it certainly hasn't helped that I have working since Monday and have a 7 day week. But I have booked some holiday next week and am only in 1 day! Yay!
Have finished working in the other department at work now. Back in customer services and since being back in this department, all 3 days now, I am already depressed and pissed off. A position has come up in the hotels department and am considering going for it. I think that I'd have a really good chance as well.
I am going to speak with someone on Monday about it and make a decision then about it. Will let you know. Knowing my luck, even though I have experience in that team already, I won't get it!
Have just sorted out John and Howard at work. John is a flaming Lucy and Howard is a cacti. Gave them some more soil and watered them both. Howard has been looking a little worse for wear since he attacked me from the window sill! Hopefully this will make them a bit better!
Anyway, best get on with some work.
Didn't do much NYE. Went out for a meal with Andrew's family at Prezzo in Saffron Walden. Was a nice meal.
Gemma's boyfriend went as well. Turns out that he's actually a nice lad. Let's hope that this one lasts!
Can't say that the new year is going too great at the moment but I do have hopes and plans for it to change.
Work has been a right bastard, and it certainly hasn't helped that I have working since Monday and have a 7 day week. But I have booked some holiday next week and am only in 1 day! Yay!
Have finished working in the other department at work now. Back in customer services and since being back in this department, all 3 days now, I am already depressed and pissed off. A position has come up in the hotels department and am considering going for it. I think that I'd have a really good chance as well.
I am going to speak with someone on Monday about it and make a decision then about it. Will let you know. Knowing my luck, even though I have experience in that team already, I won't get it!
Have just sorted out John and Howard at work. John is a flaming Lucy and Howard is a cacti. Gave them some more soil and watered them both. Howard has been looking a little worse for wear since he attacked me from the window sill! Hopefully this will make them a bit better!
Anyway, best get on with some work.
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