Well, it seems that it's been a while and I'm thinking that I might start adding some stuff to my little corner of the internet - even if no one will be reading it.
And now that I've moved desks at work, I should be able to post more.
Guess we'll see.....
Tuesday, 17 July 2012
Friday, 5 June 2009
BIG BROTHER 10
Well, another Big Brother is upon us!
So I've decided that for the time being, until I'm bored of this programme, I will post all the things and my thoughts on Big Brother.
As they've only just gone in, I thought I'd start with my thoughts on each of them!!
We'll do it in order they went in. I don't have time to add pics of them so I'll do that later!
Freddie -
This guy seriously winds me up! He looks stupid and for some reason completely beyond me, thinks that he is cool. He is as cool as the devil in hell! Prick.
Lisa -
I can't say a positive word about this woman, sorry I mean THING!!! What the fuck does she look like! That mohican??? That went out, well, with the mohicans! Her attitude is typical of a lesbian, her look is that typical of a lesbian and I fucking hate the typical lesbian. Does she not give a shit about giving the nice lesbians (I know only 1) a bad name. Poor other lesbian! Suppose it's their own fault for drinking pints and wearing dungarees!
Sophie -
Fucking bimbo! "I'm smart" she says. You have as much intelligence as I have attractiveness to women!
Kris -
Seems like some sort of dyslexic tramp. C H R I S is how you spell it! I've never charmed a woman, you know why he's never charmed a woman because the blind, deaf, dumb & retarded women all come onto him. What a knob! He's not even remotely good looking!
Noirin -
Religion this, religion that! What the fuck ever! I forgot to out my knickers on, guess that explains the smell that people thought were coming from the crates!
Cairon -
Seems like some sort of gangsta wannabe. Although I am quite sure that this is the albino from the other Big Brother covered in boot polish! Out of the housemates so far, he seems like the most normal!
Angel -
LMFAOWPM!! What the fuck is this thing? I used to be a popstar and won a talent show. Obviusly her singing skills are way up there along wuth Tatu! I'd love for someone to hit that thing! Wonder who's looking after her manatee!
Karly -
This guy was so fantastic I can't even remember what the fuck she looks like! I think that this one was the scottish bint who looked like she still had the black mans cock still shooved up her ass.
Marcus (AKA Wolverine) -
Again another LOL person. Seems to me that he likes inflicting pain on himself. You can that just from looking at his face, what an ugly wanker. I don't think that's even a face that a mother can love! I don't do anything to my arse or my feet! Lol!! I bet his arse is as ugly as his face. I'd bet my non-wanking arm that he's a virgin.
Beinazir -
At this point I quite liked her for the things she thought and said. But as she carried on she just became annoying. I didn't much like her.
Sophia -
Wel she's a strange one! Squealed like a bloody pig getting kicked in the balls. Squealed ALL the way from getting out of the car to the door of the house. Seemed very bubbly though and seems like she'd be fun.
Rodrigo -
My second favourite looking out of all of these people gone in. Seems really nice, is really cute and I bet that he has a lovely ass. Fingers crossed we'll find out. Has also expressed an interest in guys, so yay for that!
Charlie -
At fucking last! A hot guy! At fucking last! A gay! At fucking last! A gay hot guy! In his audition tape showed the camera his underwear and like to advise us of how he was boning his boy-friend the previous night. Fingers crossed we'll get to see this peice of hot stuff in the nude. And in my dreams he's getting it on with Rodrigo!
Saffia -
What a bint! She doesn't like anybody and won't ever see the niceness in people. She'll make frineds real well.....not. Hopefully the slack whore will get booted out.
Sree -
Weirdo! Goes into the house wearing a Union Jack shirt waving a Pakistani or Indian flag! If he isn't a virgin then I will personally help him out and I'm never going anywhere near him!!!
Saivash -
Could they find anymore freaks, the last guy is our answer. His biggest regret is not having a bigger penis. Well maybe he should have actually queued in the bigger penis line, or didn't he realise that The Sun newspaper offer vouchers every summer for it.
Overall, the people gone in our a bunch of bloody freaks with one or two normal people. Some of them will easily fade away, like cool dude Freddie. Others are likely to stay longer, and other (Rodrigo) are like to turn out to be backstabbing bitches!
I guess we will see!
So I've decided that for the time being, until I'm bored of this programme, I will post all the things and my thoughts on Big Brother.
As they've only just gone in, I thought I'd start with my thoughts on each of them!!
We'll do it in order they went in. I don't have time to add pics of them so I'll do that later!
Freddie -
This guy seriously winds me up! He looks stupid and for some reason completely beyond me, thinks that he is cool. He is as cool as the devil in hell! Prick.
Lisa -
I can't say a positive word about this woman, sorry I mean THING!!! What the fuck does she look like! That mohican??? That went out, well, with the mohicans! Her attitude is typical of a lesbian, her look is that typical of a lesbian and I fucking hate the typical lesbian. Does she not give a shit about giving the nice lesbians (I know only 1) a bad name. Poor other lesbian! Suppose it's their own fault for drinking pints and wearing dungarees!
Sophie -
Fucking bimbo! "I'm smart" she says. You have as much intelligence as I have attractiveness to women!
Kris -
Seems like some sort of dyslexic tramp. C H R I S is how you spell it! I've never charmed a woman, you know why he's never charmed a woman because the blind, deaf, dumb & retarded women all come onto him. What a knob! He's not even remotely good looking!
Noirin -
Religion this, religion that! What the fuck ever! I forgot to out my knickers on, guess that explains the smell that people thought were coming from the crates!
Cairon -
Seems like some sort of gangsta wannabe. Although I am quite sure that this is the albino from the other Big Brother covered in boot polish! Out of the housemates so far, he seems like the most normal!
Angel -
LMFAOWPM!! What the fuck is this thing? I used to be a popstar and won a talent show. Obviusly her singing skills are way up there along wuth Tatu! I'd love for someone to hit that thing! Wonder who's looking after her manatee!
Karly -
This guy was so fantastic I can't even remember what the fuck she looks like! I think that this one was the scottish bint who looked like she still had the black mans cock still shooved up her ass.
Marcus (AKA Wolverine) -
Again another LOL person. Seems to me that he likes inflicting pain on himself. You can that just from looking at his face, what an ugly wanker. I don't think that's even a face that a mother can love! I don't do anything to my arse or my feet! Lol!! I bet his arse is as ugly as his face. I'd bet my non-wanking arm that he's a virgin.
Beinazir -
At this point I quite liked her for the things she thought and said. But as she carried on she just became annoying. I didn't much like her.
Sophia -
Wel she's a strange one! Squealed like a bloody pig getting kicked in the balls. Squealed ALL the way from getting out of the car to the door of the house. Seemed very bubbly though and seems like she'd be fun.
Rodrigo -
My second favourite looking out of all of these people gone in. Seems really nice, is really cute and I bet that he has a lovely ass. Fingers crossed we'll find out. Has also expressed an interest in guys, so yay for that!
Charlie -
At fucking last! A hot guy! At fucking last! A gay! At fucking last! A gay hot guy! In his audition tape showed the camera his underwear and like to advise us of how he was boning his boy-friend the previous night. Fingers crossed we'll get to see this peice of hot stuff in the nude. And in my dreams he's getting it on with Rodrigo!
Saffia -
What a bint! She doesn't like anybody and won't ever see the niceness in people. She'll make frineds real well.....not. Hopefully the slack whore will get booted out.
Sree -
Weirdo! Goes into the house wearing a Union Jack shirt waving a Pakistani or Indian flag! If he isn't a virgin then I will personally help him out and I'm never going anywhere near him!!!
Saivash -
Could they find anymore freaks, the last guy is our answer. His biggest regret is not having a bigger penis. Well maybe he should have actually queued in the bigger penis line, or didn't he realise that The Sun newspaper offer vouchers every summer for it.
Overall, the people gone in our a bunch of bloody freaks with one or two normal people. Some of them will easily fade away, like cool dude Freddie. Others are likely to stay longer, and other (Rodrigo) are like to turn out to be backstabbing bitches!
I guess we will see!
Saturday, 23 May 2009
LOST....
Is anyone else getting a little pissed off with this programme.
I have now watched all 4 seasons pretty much religiously and am getting tired of the endless cliff hangers and questions.
I've seen online that season 5 will be the last season, and if so, why are they creating even more complicated questions???
Who exactly is Jacob and why are we getting incite into him now?
What has happened with Locke?
What is the black smoke thing? Why is it worshipped (I think it's worshipped)?
I just wish that they would start answering some of the questions.
As for a season finale, I enjoyed it!
I have now watched all 4 seasons pretty much religiously and am getting tired of the endless cliff hangers and questions.
I've seen online that season 5 will be the last season, and if so, why are they creating even more complicated questions???
Who exactly is Jacob and why are we getting incite into him now?
What has happened with Locke?
What is the black smoke thing? Why is it worshipped (I think it's worshipped)?
I just wish that they would start answering some of the questions.
As for a season finale, I enjoyed it!
Monday, 18 May 2009
WORK...FRIENDS...LIFE...
I was thinking recently that is life worth all this shit.
I mean there is still no meaning to life, and if the meaning of life is to make little children and keep the human race going.....then why?
Isn't it a bit cruel to have life and no real purpose to it.
Now I don't believe that gays were put here as some sort of accident that happened when life was created, but it's how people are. But then if the humans were put here to continue life, then where do gays come into this. Are we some sort of natural population control?
Work - what's the point?
We work is get by. Pay bills, buy food etc etc. But in the end, where does this get us all? Again, it's all about living. Yeh, money also buys us pleasure and things to indulge ourselves in, but this isn't the point of working. The point of working is to live. Buy food and to continue living, this leads back to why are we alive? I don't enjoy my job and I seriously envy people that do enjoy it.
Friends - this is one of the things worth living for, but is it the meaning?
I have some of the nicest friends I could have ever asked for. But are they the meaning because when we die, we don't die with them or for them. I think your friends are people that help this meaningless existence more bearable as without them we would all certainly be fucked. My friends give me a bit of meaning. To be the most I can be for them, to look out for them when they aren't looking out for themselves, to be there etc etc.
I have no idea where I'm going with this post, but I'm hoping that I can get some of the shit that's on my chest off!
I mean there is still no meaning to life, and if the meaning of life is to make little children and keep the human race going.....then why?
Isn't it a bit cruel to have life and no real purpose to it.
Now I don't believe that gays were put here as some sort of accident that happened when life was created, but it's how people are. But then if the humans were put here to continue life, then where do gays come into this. Are we some sort of natural population control?
Work - what's the point?
We work is get by. Pay bills, buy food etc etc. But in the end, where does this get us all? Again, it's all about living. Yeh, money also buys us pleasure and things to indulge ourselves in, but this isn't the point of working. The point of working is to live. Buy food and to continue living, this leads back to why are we alive? I don't enjoy my job and I seriously envy people that do enjoy it.
Friends - this is one of the things worth living for, but is it the meaning?
I have some of the nicest friends I could have ever asked for. But are they the meaning because when we die, we don't die with them or for them. I think your friends are people that help this meaningless existence more bearable as without them we would all certainly be fucked. My friends give me a bit of meaning. To be the most I can be for them, to look out for them when they aren't looking out for themselves, to be there etc etc.
I have no idea where I'm going with this post, but I'm hoping that I can get some of the shit that's on my chest off!
Wednesday, 13 May 2009
SOME RANDOMS...
Apparently, the HIV virus is fragile outside the body, and can be killed by household detergents such as Fairy Liquid.
Ironic really, as it was 'fairy liquid' that caused the epidemic in the first place.
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Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence, but....
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia.
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian horse racing.
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of people around the globe.
Has any one else noticed this? ...
It gets worse next year... 2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
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I saw this headline on Yahoo: "Sri Lanka war zone hospital hit by shell'
It made me stop and think............................................
I wonder if it was the one I skimmed from Brighton sea front last week - it went fucking miles!!
Ironic really, as it was 'fairy liquid' that caused the epidemic in the first place.
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Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence, but....
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia.
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian horse racing.
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of people around the globe.
Has any one else noticed this? ...
It gets worse next year... 2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
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I saw this headline on Yahoo: "Sri Lanka war zone hospital hit by shell'
It made me stop and think............................................
I wonder if it was the one I skimmed from Brighton sea front last week - it went fucking miles!!
Wednesday, 6 May 2009
LITTLE PIGGY....
Lorraine Kelly's column in the Sun reasuringly states that coconuts falling from trees have killed more people than swine flu.
Well, swine flu has been around for a week.
Using her logic, Peter Sutcliffe is less dangerous than a coconut.
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If you want a clear train carriage on the way into work this week, just start coughing loudly and exclaiming “Iválgame dios!” in a Mexican accent.
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This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.
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Apparently the NHS is on high alert, has anti-viral drugs in place and will be using all its resources and expertise to keep the swine-flu virus from spreading in the UK.
Or in other words, we're fucked.
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With swine flu spreading fast, Kermit the Frog wishes he'd used precautions before shagging Miss Piggy!
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Once upon a time, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a friend like Pooh.
Pooh though to himself: "If the pig sneezes, he's fucking dead."
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They say Swine Flu is on the decline
Bollocks
I was hoping they'd at least slaughter that annoying, fucking MoonPig from the adverts first.
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Reported Human deaths: over 450
Reported pig deaths: 0
Do any pigs actually have this fucking disease?
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We've had virus's from Japan, China, eastern europe... this is just a Mexican wave...
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Swine flu? What's the fuss?
S'nowt.
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Sooo....
I hear Kermit's dead.
Wonder whose fault THAT was?
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Is this the Chinese year of the Pig?
Well, swine flu has been around for a week.
Using her logic, Peter Sutcliffe is less dangerous than a coconut.
---
If you want a clear train carriage on the way into work this week, just start coughing loudly and exclaiming “Iválgame dios!” in a Mexican accent.
---
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.
---
Apparently the NHS is on high alert, has anti-viral drugs in place and will be using all its resources and expertise to keep the swine-flu virus from spreading in the UK.
Or in other words, we're fucked.
---
With swine flu spreading fast, Kermit the Frog wishes he'd used precautions before shagging Miss Piggy!
---
Once upon a time, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a friend like Pooh.
Pooh though to himself: "If the pig sneezes, he's fucking dead."
---
They say Swine Flu is on the decline
Bollocks
I was hoping they'd at least slaughter that annoying, fucking MoonPig from the adverts first.
---
Reported Human deaths: over 450
Reported pig deaths: 0
Do any pigs actually have this fucking disease?
---
We've had virus's from Japan, China, eastern europe... this is just a Mexican wave...
---
Swine flu? What's the fuss?
S'nowt.
---
Sooo....
I hear Kermit's dead.
Wonder whose fault THAT was?
---
Is this the Chinese year of the Pig?
PROBLEM AFTER PROBLEM...
Howdy!
Well hasn't it been a while since any sort of update. At least this time it'll be an update that has some words and not just eye candy!
Will also include some jokes as I have been lacking in that specific department of late.
Had a really awful April, was seriously shit and added another £800 of debt onto our ever growing list.
Turns out that we hadn't realised that the car needed an MOT. So it was booked in and turns out it was going to cost a grand to get back onto the road. Great! So, after taking into consideration that the costs AND the cautionary items on the MOT, we decided that a better choice would be to borrow some money and get a new car.
Therefore, a little Peugeot 306 became available for £800 and Andrew's grandparents (god bless them) lent us the money for it.
It's a diesel so it's got a great fuel consumption thing but isn't very fast and doesn't even have electric windows. But alas, we can't be picky as we was in quite the pickle.
Work isn't going too great, for me anyway. We have recently combined the department I'm in with a different department and I know need to do my own job and a completely different type of job that I really don't enjoy and I certainly didn't sign up for. Am finding myself thinking about things that I really hadn't hoped I'd thinking about this soon into a job. But I guess things will pan out as they will.
Is our 6 year anniversary this month. It's a Friday so it's already decided what we're doing. God forbid we don't go round Andrew's parents. I do like going round there, but Andrew has started to become funny if we don't go. Has caused a few arguments I can tell you!
Anyway, I'm gonna close now for a bit. Will try and update sooner than this next time and will leave you with some inappropriate jokes!
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The big bad wolf said "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down". The little pig said "fuck off or I'll sneeze on you"
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Would it not be ironic if someone was murdered through asphyxiation using a bag for life?
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FOR SALE:
38,000 Red and white flags, nearly new, only been waved for eight minutes.
Contact: Mr. A. Wenger, Emirates Stadium, London, N5
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I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly".
That way everyone in the country can get shit faced drinking responsibly.
And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink responsibly".
Probably will piss off the government as well.
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Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield.
3.14159265 dead.
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Well hasn't it been a while since any sort of update. At least this time it'll be an update that has some words and not just eye candy!
Will also include some jokes as I have been lacking in that specific department of late.
Had a really awful April, was seriously shit and added another £800 of debt onto our ever growing list.
Turns out that we hadn't realised that the car needed an MOT. So it was booked in and turns out it was going to cost a grand to get back onto the road. Great! So, after taking into consideration that the costs AND the cautionary items on the MOT, we decided that a better choice would be to borrow some money and get a new car.
Therefore, a little Peugeot 306 became available for £800 and Andrew's grandparents (god bless them) lent us the money for it.
It's a diesel so it's got a great fuel consumption thing but isn't very fast and doesn't even have electric windows. But alas, we can't be picky as we was in quite the pickle.
Work isn't going too great, for me anyway. We have recently combined the department I'm in with a different department and I know need to do my own job and a completely different type of job that I really don't enjoy and I certainly didn't sign up for. Am finding myself thinking about things that I really hadn't hoped I'd thinking about this soon into a job. But I guess things will pan out as they will.
Is our 6 year anniversary this month. It's a Friday so it's already decided what we're doing. God forbid we don't go round Andrew's parents. I do like going round there, but Andrew has started to become funny if we don't go. Has caused a few arguments I can tell you!
Anyway, I'm gonna close now for a bit. Will try and update sooner than this next time and will leave you with some inappropriate jokes!
------
The big bad wolf said "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down". The little pig said "fuck off or I'll sneeze on you"
------
Would it not be ironic if someone was murdered through asphyxiation using a bag for life?
------
FOR SALE:
38,000 Red and white flags, nearly new, only been waved for eight minutes.
Contact: Mr. A. Wenger, Emirates Stadium, London, N5
------
I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly".
That way everyone in the country can get shit faced drinking responsibly.
And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink responsibly".
Probably will piss off the government as well.
------
Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield.
3.14159265 dead.
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