Wednesday, 18 March 2009

SOME JOKES...

A man was in a car crash and was knocked out.

The paramedic brought him round.

"Where am I?" he muttered

"First things first. How many fingers am I holding up?"

"Eleven. And no need to tell me. I'm in Norfolk aren't I?"

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My wife sent me into to town to buy a baby monitor.
I've tried everywhere, but can't find one.
I've got her an iguana instead.

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Chasing the American Dream does not count as exercise.

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Michael Jackson has announced the support act for his London concerts: New Kids On My Cock

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Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.

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