JOKE...

A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a God Fairy who grants him 3 wishes.

"I'm hungry" he says. POW! A banquet table appears.

"I want a nice house" he says. POW! A mansion with a swimming pool appears.

"I want to be a real Englishman" POW! Everything vanishes!

Asylum seekers asks "Where's everything gone?"

Fairy says "You're an Englishman now, and entitled to FUCK ALL!"