Made a basic error last night:
In bed I touched the other half on the bum but just got the terse reply, "Don't touch what you can't afford."
So I said, "Why? Are you selling it by the kilo now?"
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Don't you think it slightly ironic that BT use British actors with nice clear English accents on their adverts?
The last time I phoned BT, I ended up ordering a chicken tikka masala!
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The current slump, with falling wages and job losses, is getting so bad in this country that I reckon in a couple of years time Indians will be complaining that whenever they phone their bank they are connected to a fucking Englishman.
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Be honest,
How many of you out there were only watching the inauguration to see if he got shot?
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