I REALLY LIKED THIS ONE....

A first year primary school girl handed in her drawing below for a homework assignment
After it was marked and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip bar. I work at Homebase and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent cold weather. The picture is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs. Harrington.